Feeding the Crack Fire

Ok, so Shaestel posted this in the old RP and now I'm bringing it back, cause it's hilariously awesome.

1)Pick seven characters, doesn't matter who.
2)Don't scroll ahead before you pick
3)Don't change your picks because of a questions
4)Laugh your ass off

Enjoy~

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1) What would #6 and #1 be like in a relationship?



2) If #6 and #3 were to have an affair, who would top?



3) #2 and #5. Totally crack or totally canon?



4) Is #4 het or slash better?



5) Is there RP evidence of of #5 and #4?



6) Is #6 afraid of #7?



7) If #3 was to cosplay, what would they be?



8 ) Cool How many beers would #1 have to chug to have a go at #4?



9) Would #3 make a good couple with #5? Or a better couple with #7?



10) #3 and #1 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?



11) Pick a Disney film to represent #7 and #2.



12) If #3 and #4 are doing S & M, who's the sadist?



13) Pick a song to describe a #3#/1 fic.



14) Is there any evidence for #4/#2?



15) How hot would #7/#3 be?



16) If #3 walked in on #7 and #1 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?



17) What's #3's secret kink?



18 ) How about #6?



19) Or perhaps #7?



20) What title would you assign a #1/#2/#3 threesome?



21) How about #4/#5/#6?



22) Or even #7/#3/#1?



23) So. #1 has a relationship with #6, but secretly wants #2. #6 knows this, and breaks up with #1 to go pursue #3, who loves #2. #3 is with #2, however, who's cheating on #3 with #1. #3 finds out, and cheats with #6, who is, in turn, cheating on #4. #1 pursues #2, who just broke up with #5, who's now after #7. #1 gives up on this, and ends up with #7, while #6 finally ends up with #3.



24) Title a #6#/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.



25) If #7/#1 became canon, how would you react?



26) If #2 and #7 became a couple, who would top?



27) What if it was #3 and #1?



28) #4 and #6?



29) Do/would you love #6/#5?



30) Or #2 het?



31) Write me a little ficcy for #5/#2.



32) Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving #2/#5/#7.



33) Quick. #5 and #2 are cosplaying. What as?



34) Would you ever draw fanart of #2 and #4?



35) Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?

1)Pick seven characters, doesn't matter who.
2)Don't scroll ahead before you pick
3)Don't change your picks because of a questions
4)Laugh your ass off

Enjoy~

1. Rose Lestrange
2. Knox Callahan
3. Derek Stiles
4. Vivienne Darkbloom
5. Jane Pevensie
6. Vanessa Corvus
7. Alliss Rivera

1) What would #6 and #1 be like in a relationship?
Well, it depends if you are in mine or shae's mind. In mine, totally yes.
They kissed in canon at one point and they had a little "thing" - more will be revealed later.


2) If #6 and #3 were to have an affair, who would top?
VANESSA. Sorry Derek, but Vanessa beats you in bamfness.


3) #2 and #5. Totally crack or totally canon?
Totally canon! Awww.


4) Is #4 het or slash better?
SLASH (roseienne-noregrets)


5) Is there RP evidence of of #5 and #4?
NO. Vivienne isnt into pedophilia, as far as I am aware.


6) Is #6 afraid of #7?
Pfft. Of course she is. [No, she really isnt.]


7) If #3 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Gah, damn my limited anime knowledge. Prince Edymion?


8 ) Cool How many beers would #1 have to chug to have a go at #4?
NONE. Their love doesn't need feeding from beers. At the moment though, before they develop romantically, Rose doesn't have enough confidence, so probably just a few to ease her on.


9) Would #3 make a good couple with #5? Or a better couple with #7?
Derek and Alliss. Of course! Derek and Jane would just be pedophillic taboo. NO MY JANEY CANT BE TARNISHED
Pluse I ship Deriss rather hard.


10) #3 and #1 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Hmm. Maybe, I could kind of see it. Though I dont see Rose fishing. xD


11) Pick a Disney film to represent #7 and #2.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. (Cause Knox is so small and cute and could be dopey and Alliss could be the new coloured version of Snow White.)


12) If #3 and #4 are doing S & M, who's the sadist?
Derek. Or maybe Vivi. No, lets stick with Derek. xD


13) Pick a song to describe a #3#/1 fic.
I cant think. Its getting hot in here?


14) Is there any evidence for #4/#2?
NO NEVER.


15) How hot would #7/#3 be?



16) If #3 walked in on #7 and #1 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?



17) What's #3's secret kink?



18 ) How about #6?



19) Or perhaps #7?



20) What title would you assign a #1/#2/#3 threesome?



21) How about #4/#5/#6?



22) Or even #7/#3/#1?



23) So. #1 has a relationship with #6, but secretly wants #2. #6 knows this, and breaks up with #1 to go pursue #3, who loves #3. #3 is with #2, however, who's cheating on #3 with #1. #3 finds out, and cheats with #6, who is, in turn, cheating on #4. #1 pursues #2, who just broke up with #5, who's now after #7. #1 gives up on this, and ends up with #7, while #6 finally ends up with #3.



24) Title a #6#/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.



25) If #7/#1 became canon, how would you react?



26) If #2 and #7 became a couple, who would top?



27) What if it was #3 and #1?



28) #4 and #6?



29) Do/would you love #6/#5?



30) Or #2 het?



31) Write me a little ficcy for #5/#2.



32) Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving #2/#5/#7.



33) Quick. #5 and #2 are cosplaying. What as?



34) Would you ever draw fanart of #2 and #4?



35) Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?



[Shall finish later.]

1. Fionn
2.Brianne
3. Richard
4. Wycca
5. Rose
6. Nefertiti
7. Pippa

1) What would #6 and #1 be like in a relationship?
o__o’’ complete and utter chaos, that’s what. Funny, they might have a fling in the future anyway XD


2) If #6 and #3 were to have an affair, who would top?

…probably Nefertiti…

3) #2 and #5. Totally crack or totally canon?

-_- crack.

4) Is #4 het or slash better?

hetero

5) Is there RP evidence of of #5 and #4?
…if by rp evidence you mean total enemies, sure


6) Is #6 afraid of #7?
…XD nope. Most people aren’t.


7) If #3 was to cosplay, what would they be?

…I’d say Red Hood, Nightwing, Robin or Zetsubou Sensei

8 ) Cool How many beers would #1 have to chug to have a go at #4?

…he could take four beer houses down and it still wouldn’t be enough

9) Would #3 make a good couple with #5? Or a better couple with #7?

XD personally, I say he’d have a better chance at LIVING if he got with Pippa, but Rose is closer to his age

10) #3 and #1 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?

LOL XD erm…maybe? Hard to tell XD lawl

11) Pick a Disney film to represent #7 and #2.
lol XD er…Lilo and Stitch? I can see Brie as the introverted Lilo and Pippa as…I am making the trailer to this now XD


12) If #3 and #4 are doing S & M, who's the sadist?

ahahahahaha….no idea.

13) Pick a song to describe a #3#/1 fic.

I kissed a guy and I liked it

14) Is there any evidence for #4/#2?

not that I’ve seen XD

15) How hot would #7/#3 be?

err…it would be fluffy cute, that’s what.

16) If #3 walked in on #7 and #1 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?

probably freak the heck out XD it’s PIPPA and FIONN XD

17) What's #3's secret kink?
I honestly don’t know…


18 ) How about #6?

err…her being a vampire, there’s a lot that she could have…

19) Or perhaps #7?

she eats peanut butter with her tail and loves getting tickled :/

20) What title would you assign a #1/#2/#3 threesome?

oh my…XD um… hit the floor

21) How about #4/#5/#6?
super phycho love

you look better when I’m drunk

22) Or even #7/#3/#1?


23) So. #1 has a relationship with #6, but secretly wants #2. #6 knows this, and breaks up with #1 to go pursue #3, who loves #3. #3 is with #2, however, who's cheating on #3 with #1. #3 finds out, and cheats with #6, who is, in turn, cheating on #4. #1 pursues #2, who just broke up with #5, who's now after #7. #1 gives up on this, and ends up with #7, while #6 finally ends up with #3.

o______O no answer. Just…wrong XD

24) Title a #6#/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.

Cowgirls and Innocence. Psh, I dunno XD

25) If #7/#1 became canon, how would you react?

I would be very, very scared

26) If #2 and #7 became a couple, who would top?

two

27) What if it was #3 and #1?

one

28) #4 and #6?

…I do NOT want to think about it XD

29) Do/would you love #6/#5?

YES

30) Or #2 het?

yes…?

31) Write me a little ficcy for #5/#2.
“hey. Deveraux” Brie looked over at the other girl and groaned. What now? She placed a hand on her stomach and sighed. No good prolonging whatever punishment Rose had in mind… she stood and walked over to the Slytherin. “what do you want?” Rose smirked and pulled the dark skinned girl down to face level and gave her a full kiss on the lips, much to Brianne’s shock. “just wanted to see what bird tasted like” she snickered and waved Brie off. “keep an eye out, sweetie” Brieanne shuddered and hurried back to her seat. However, she couldn’t help but touch her lips thoughtfully. So, that’s what a snake tasted like…




32) Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving #2/#5/#7.

they’d all be in detention, and Pippa decides to spike everyone’s drink with love potion to see what’ll happen, and they get into a kissing fest and possibly some groping, and then a teacher walks in on them, figures out what happened, and puts Pippa in MORE detention as well as sending them to the hospital wing…

33) Quick. #5 and #2 are cosplaying. What as?

Brie is Cinderella and Rose is…Tifa from FF -_-; don’t ask why

34) Would you ever draw fanart of #2 and #4?

possibly… *shifty eyes*

35) Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Probably everyone but Pippa…she’d be laughing….

Ahem. This is just too funny. xD

MY LIST WAS:

1. Ambrose Maguire
2.Vivienne Darkbloom
3. Craig Rivera
4. Juliette Valentine
5. Miranda Melgrove
6. Knox Callahan
7. Derek Stiles

1) What would #6 and #1 be like in a relationship?

*can't answer question because of obvious hilarity*


2) If #6 and #3 were to have an affair, who would top?

OBVIOUSLY KNOX BECAUSE HE HAS SUPER MANHANDLING SKILLS

3) #2 and #5. Totally crack or totally canon?

Craaacckkkk. xD

4) Is #4 het or slash better?

Het o:

5) Is there RP evidence of of #5 and #4?

If there was, Julie has some 'splaning to do~

6) Is #6 afraid of #7?

YES.

7) If #3 was to cosplay, what would they be?

Sex on legs (;

8 ) Cool How many beers would #1 have to chug to have a go at #4?

...OVER 9000

9) Would #3 make a good couple with #5? Or a better couple with #7?

SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEEEEEEEEVEN.

10) #3 and #1 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?

Ohyeah. Get on the boat

Craig: HAY AMBROS LET'S FAWK

Ambrose: YEH OKEH LESS GO

*sexy times*

11) Pick a Disney film to represent #7 and #2.

....BEAUTY AND THE BEAST BECAUSE VIV COULD BE ALL "ermygerd I'm so happy in my placcee" an then Derek would be all "AY BBY LESS GET IT ONNN." and she'd be all "Wtf no" an THAT'S THE END, OKAY. c:

12) If #3 and #4 are doing S & M, who's the sadist?

Aw, crap. *thinks* ....CRAIG BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE.

13) Pick a song to describe a #3#/1 fic.

I Wanna Take You To A Gay Bar ._.

14) Is there any evidence for #4/#2?

No, no no, no.

15) How hot would #7/#3 be?



16) If #3 walked in on #7 and #1 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?




17) What's #3's secret kink?

Duh, obvi trying to seduce schoolgirls. coughJuliettecough

18 ) How about #6?

..no, too pure. ;x;

19) Or perhaps #7?

BLONDES AND STUDENTS AND HOT GUYS AND PRETTY EYES

20) What title would you assign a #1/#2/#3 threesome?

Attack of the Slytherin Sexbombs ;D

21) How about #4/#5/#6?

Pedophilia at its.. Womanliest D:

22) Or even #7/#3/#1?

TOO MUCH SEXY

23) So. Ambrose has a relationship with Knox, but secretly wants Vivienne. Knox knows this, and breaks up with Ambrose to go pursue Craig, who loves Vivienne. Craig is with Vivienne, however, who's cheating on Craig with Ambrose. Craig finds out, and cheats with Knox, who is, in turn, cheating on Juliette. Ambrose pursues Vivienne, who just broke up with Miranda, who's now after Derek. Ambrose gives up on this, and ends up with Derek, while Knox finally ends up with Craig.

WHAT HAS MY SICK MIN COME UP WITH

24) Title a #6#/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.

Hunting Down The Pedophile Cowboy? xDD

25) If #7/#1 became canon, how would you react?




26) If #2 and #7 became a couple, who would top?

ERMM, NO, SO HARD BECAUSE BOTH DEREK AND VIV ARE VERY DOMINANT. ;__; NO COMMENT (Rosienne 5evr)

27) What if it was #3 and #1?

CRAIGBBY. XD

28) #4 and #6?

..MERLIN BECAUSE HE'D PUT A STOP TO IT IMMEDIATELY

29) Do/would you love #6/#5?

Like a mommy/son relationship, yeah.

30) Or #2 het?

NONONONONO, SLASH VIVI, SLASH. RETURN TO YOUR ROOTS.

(ROSIENNE 5EVS)

31) Write me a little ficcy for #5/#2.

Vivienne walked out to the greenhouses where Professor Melgrove was, attending to her Mandrakes (YES OKAY I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT MIRANDA IS THE CARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES PROF, BUT THIS IS MY FANFIC AND I DO WHAT I WANT. XD Haha, thank you though Aileen aka JenJen for telling me <3) . The girl had a particularly dark look on her face as she stormed in, throwing the door open. "We need to talk, Professor," said Vivienne, Miranda dropping her tools and looking at her incredulously. "Watch your temper, Miss Darkbloom.. there is no need to speak so forcefully."

"YES THERE IS. ROSE IS MY BITCH, YOU UNDERSTAND? MINE. DO NOT. LOOK AT HER ASS. AGAIN. DO YOU HEAR ME?" Vivienne yelled, the professor looking appalled. "I don't even--"

"NO, NO NO. SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE CHECKING HER OUT. DON'T YOU DARE DO IT AGAIN OR I WILL KILL YOU."

"..Alright.."

THE END

32) Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving #2/#5/#7.

So basically Viv and Derek throw this gag party to see who they can get drunk and get to sleep with one of them first. It turns out to be Derek, and then Miranda finds out she has WizardHIV and dies. ;D

33) Quick. #5 and #2 are cosplaying. What as?

SAILOR URANUS AND NEPTUNE. XD

34) Would you ever draw fanart of #2 and #4?

Nevar.

35) Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?

..Either Miranda, Viv, or Ambrose. Ambrose no do pervy. XDXD

1. Kristopher Bell
2. Richard Grayson
3. Jasper Alexander
4. Jim Hawkins
5. Alliss Rivera
6. Derek Stiles
7. Aileen Quinn

1) What would #6 and #1 be like in a relationship?
Kristopher and Derek. Uh... Derek tops, bit sadistically. Kristopher just a whorish sub. It's all physical nothing emotional.


2) If #6 and #3 were to have an affair, who would top?
Uhm... I don't want to answer this question cause I rather like like live (Derek, totally)

3) #2 and #5. Totally crack or totally canon?
CRACK omfg

4) Is #4 het or slash better?
...SLASH (Het sadly)

5) Is there RP evidence of of #5 and #4?
Yes?

6) Is #6 afraid of #7?
No.

7) If #3 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Nazi

8 ) Cool How many beers would #1 have to chug to have a go at #4?
10? 205? I don't know. I've never had Kris and Jim in a thread before... but Kris is kind of at 11 whiskey and about to get jumped by Jasper so...


9) Would #3 make a good couple with #5? Or a better couple with #7?
SEVEN BECAUSE AILEEEEEEN

10) #3 and #1 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
... Yes, fishing was just a cover story.


11) Pick a Disney film to represent #7 and #2.
UHM. UHM. LITTLE MERMAID. IDFK


12) If #3 and #4 are doing S & M, who's the sadist?
Jasper, duh


13) Pick a song to describe a #3#/1 fic.
POST BLUE - PLACEBO

14) Is there any evidence for #4/#2?
I SHIP IT EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T EXIST.

15) How hot would #7/#3 be?
Nope. Jealous feels everywhere.


16) If #3 walked in on #7 and #1 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
Jasper would promptly kick Aileen out and then finished Kris up. Painfully. Sadistically.


17) What's #3's secret kink?
Staff play.


18 ) How about #6?
Uh..................................... CHILDREN. JK. Uhm I guess really whorish subs?

19) Or perhaps #7?
aileen? Kinks? WHAT. NEVER.

20) What title would you assign a #1/#2/#3 threesome?
Superfamily.


21) How about #4/#5/#6?
One of These Things is Not Like the Other

22) Or even #7/#3/#1?
Snakes on a Plane


23) So. [Kristopher] has a relationship with [Derek], but secretly wants [Richard]. [Derek] knows this, and breaks up with [Kristopher] to go pursue [Jasper], who loves [Richard]. [Jasper] is with [Richard], however, who's cheating on [Jasper] with [Kristopher]. [Jasper] finds out, and cheats with [Derek], who is, in turn, cheating on [Jim]. [Kristopher] pursues [Richard], who just broke up with [Alliss], who's now after [Aileen]. [Kristopher] gives up on this, and ends up with [Aileen], while [Derek] finally ends up with [Jasper].
I don't even what is question?

24) Title a #6#/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
THE GLORIOUS BAD ASS OF THE WEST SAVES THE FARM.


25) If #7/#1 became canon, how would you react?
I'd kill myself.

26) If #2 and #7 became a couple, who would top?
Aileen

27) What if it was #3 and #1?
Jasper.

28) #4 and #6?
Derek

29) Do/would you love #6/#5?
uh... what

30) Or #2 het?
NO.

31) Write me a little ficcy for #5/#2.
Alliss promptly scampered over to Richard. The kid had just fallen off of his broom and was having a panic attack. "Richard!" She screamed and then he died.

THE END.

32) Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving #2/#5/#7.
No thanks.

33) Quick. #5 and #2 are cosplaying. What as?
Robin/Nightwing and......... LEIA FROM STAR WARS... THE BIKINI THINGY MA BOBBIE


34) Would you ever draw fanart of #2 and #4?
Yes.

35) Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Uh... Jasper.

1. Akasha Wynters
2. Jayden Andrada
3. Waycca Louise
4. Molly Starkey
5. Proteus Malfoy
6. Jasper Alexander
7. Jane Pevensie

1) What would [Jasper] and [Akasha] be like in a relationship?
It would be a constand power struggle.

2) If (Jasper) and (Waycca) were to have an affair, who would top?
Jasper, obviously. He tops everyone ExceptBella



3) (Jayden) and (Proteus). Totally crack or totally canon?
IT IS NOW CANON-ABLE.



4) Is (Molly) het or slash better?
Hmm, I think Het. I can't really see Molly with a girl.


5) Is there RP evidence of of (Proteus) and (Molly)?
No, and there had better not be, or Akasha and Molly can not be friends anymore >



6) Is (Jasper) afraid of (Jane)?
.................................
PFFFFFFFFFFT. xD
Yes, her immense amount of happiness terrifies him.



7) If (Waycca) was to cosplay, what would they be?
A sexy bunny rabbit. Imeanwut


8 ) Cool How many beers would (Akasha) have to chug to have a go at (Molly)? O.O A LOT, BECAUSE THERE IS THE FRIEND CODE. And because Akasha would rather molest a certain twin~



9) Would (Waycca) make a good couple with (Proteus)? Or a better couple with (Jane)?
OMG, PROTEUS. OBVIOUSLY PROTEUS.



10) (Molly) and (Akasha) have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Yeah, they might start playing a random game of hide and seek and eventually have to runaway from forest creatures XD



11) Pick a Disney film to represent (Jane) and (Jayden).
Brother Bear. Jayden is Kenai and Jane is Koda. Obvs.



12) If (Waycca) and (Molly) are doing S & M, who's the sadist?
So many levels of wrong...Waycca?



13) Pick a song to describe a (Waycca)/(Akasha) fic
Lucky by Jason Mraz ft Colbie Calliat

14) Is there any evidence for (Molly)/(Jayden)?
Not in any way, shape or form.


15) How hot would (Jane)/(Waycca) be?
NOT HOT AT ALL.


16) If (Waycca) walked in on (Jane) and (Akasha) performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
Waycca would stake Akasha and take Jane to the hospital wing for some much needed psychological therapy.


17) What's (Waycca)'s secret kink?
Older men.



18 ) How about (Proteus)?
Gorgeuous older women


19) Or perhaps (Jasper) ?
Certain muscular Blondes.


20) What title would you assign a (Akasha)/(Jayden)/(Waycca) threesome?
"Friends turned fuckbuddies"
...How vulgar. XD



21) How about (Molly)/(Proteus)/(Jasper)?
The Master will See You Know
S&M fic, only because Jasper is involved.



22) Or even (Jane)/(Waycca)/(Akasha)?
"Crack time in Harry Potter Land"



23) So, (Akasha) has a relationship with (Jasper), but secretly wants (Jayden). (Jasper) knows this, and breaks up with (Akasha) to go pursue (Waycca), who loves (Jayden). (Waycca) is with (Jayden), however, who's cheating on (Waycca) with (Akasha). (Waycca) finds out, and cheats with (Jasper), who is, in turn, cheating on (Molly). (Akasha) pursues (Jayden), who just broke up with (Proteus), who's now after (Jane). (Akasha) gives up on this, and ends up with (Jane), while (Jasper) finally ends up with (Waycca).

WHAT IN THE FUCK.



24) Title a (Jasper)/(Jane) western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
"Little Cowgirls Are the Sweetest"



25) If (Jane)/(Akasha) became canon, how would you react?
I would be disgusted beyond belief.


26) If (Jayden) and (Jane) became a couple, who would top?
I'm not answering this....


27) What if it was (Waycca) and (Akasha)?
Akasha. Waycca seems like she likes to be dominated.




28) (Molly) and (Jasper)?
Jasper, obviously.


29) Do/would you love (Jasper)/(Proteus)?
......*FANGIRLS* YES. BUT SWITCHING TWINS IS BETTER.


30) Or (Jayden) het?
Depends on the girl. Otherwise, not at all.


31) Write me a little ficcy for (Proteus)/(Jayden).
Proteus glanced down the corridor, before walking quickly but silently across to the door in front of him. He put his back to the wall to conceal himself, and knocked in the door in sequence. He impatiently waited until the door opened, then slipped into the room.

Once inside, he looked around in confusion, but jumped, internally of course, when strong arms wrapped around him. A chin rested on his head and a soft hum made his back vibrate." Mm, I didn't think you were coming tonight. Wasn't sure if you wanted to continue all of this."

It took a lot of courage and will power, but Proteus muttered almost silently, "....I do."

He felt himself being turned around and looked up into the gorgeuous blue eyes and blinding white smile of Jayden. "I"m glad."

The younger teen didn't resist when a kiss was initiated.

32) Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving (Jayden)/(Proteus)/(Jane).
During one of their usual meet-ups, Jayden and Proteus get an unexpected voyeur...


33) Quick. (Proteus) and (Jayden) are cosplaying. What as?
As Buzz Lightyear and Woody. Jayden wears assless chaps =u=



34) Would you ever draw fanart of (Jayden) and (Molly)?
Yes, illustrating their friendship



35) Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Proteus, I think XD

1. William
2. Aileen
3. Valerie
4. Ed One-ler
5. Akasha
6. Rose
7. Jim



1) What would #6 and #1 be like in a relationship?
It'd be a horrible shame of a lie. Both using the other to pretend otherwise to whoever while longing to be with who they loved. At the very least, they'd be civil to one enough while they faked the romance. Or Rose might be a bitch. IDK


2) If #6 and #3 were to have an affair, who would top?
Pretty sure Rose would. I don't see her allowing Valerie to be the dominant one.


3) #2 and #5. Totally crack or totally canon?
Crack to the max. I don't think they've even spoken to one another.


4) Is #4 het or slash better?
I'm... conflicted with that one. I'm going to say het, simply because then there would be no chance for tony to get involved there XD Will make William much happier.


5) Is there RP evidence of of #5 and #4?
None what's so ever.


6) Is #6 afraid of #7?
lol I doubt it. Rose being afraid of Jim? Unless she encounters werewolf him, she won't be scared. if anything, this Six ate nine


7) If #3 was to cosplay, what would they be?
hmm... I think Valerie would cosplay as Luna Lovegood.


8 ) Cool How many beers would #1 have to chug to have a go at #4?
Oh god XD Um.... it would take a whole lot of alcohol, and Ed to be playing an instrument and was suddenly blonde.


9) Would #3 make a good couple with #5? Or a better couple with #7?
LMAO XD Um, probably better with Akasha because Jim is her big brother (not really) XD


10) #3 and #1 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
By distracted you mean with arguing over why he hates Professor Once-Ler and why she finds him cute than yes. If some other kind noooo. He be gay


11) Pick a Disney film to represent #7 and #2.
...... *laughs hard* Um... Aladdin. Because she's a Pureblood Rich girl who will have to get married at some point. And he's a werewolf 'street rat' 8D


12) If #3 and #4 are doing S & M, who's the sadist?
*dies from laughter* *comes back as ghost* Ooooooh I saaaay Valerieeeee. Ed sooort of juuust takes craaap.


13) Pick a song to describe a #3#/1 fic.
Gay Boyfriend


14) Is there any evidence for #4/#2?
Noooooope. Unless you think love can bloom from Aileen torturing Ed with unforgivable.


15) How hot would #7/#3 be?
I'd give it a 5 out of 10. it's sweet, in a childhood friends getting together sort of thing. Not really hot.


16) If #3 walked in on #7 and #1 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
....*thinking* Valerie: O.O... Big Brother's GAY!? ... *Squeals* ... *blushes when noticing certain dress state* .. *runs away*


17) What's #3's secret kink?
... hmm... I think she likes the whole professorxstudent 'roleplay' and being able to call out Professor while in pleasure.


18 ) How about #6?
.... Being tied up. (IDK)


19) Or perhaps #7?
due to animal instincts, I think dominate completely or being dominated completely. Equal grounding just won't get him off.


20) What title would you assign a #1/#2/#3 threesome?
....... Um.... "THE HELL?"


21) How about #4/#5/#6?
"Naughty Professor"


22) Or even #7/#3/#1?
"All kinds of Wrong"


23) So. #1 has a relationship with #6, but secretly wants #2. #6 knows this, and breaks up with #1 to go pursue #3, who loves #2. #3 is with #2, however, who's cheating on #3 with #1. #3 finds out, and cheats with #6, who is, in turn, cheating on #4. #1 pursues #2, who just broke up with #5, who's now after #7. #1 gives up on this, and ends up with #7, while #6 finally ends up with #3.

So.. William has a relationship Rose, but secretly wants Aileen [wtf?]. Rose knows this, and breaks up with William to go pursue Valerie [wait a minute], who loves Aileen. Valerie is with Aileen [the hell?], however who's cheating on Valerie with William [something doesn't add up]. Valerie finds out, and cheats with Rose, who is, in turn, cheating on Ed Once-ler[say wha?]. William pursues Aileen, who just broke up with Akasha [huh?], who's now after Jim. William gives up on this, and end up with Jim [something that makes a little more sense but still wtf?], while Rose finally ends up with Valerie.


24) Title a #6#/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
hmmm... Western Moon


25) If #7/#1 became canon, how would you react?
Tony better be six feet under or they broke up. And if either occurs, this is only for the comfort sex.


26) If #2 and #7 became a couple, who would top?
Umm.. Jim technically because he's got the anatomy part... relationship wise... idk. Aileen or it equal ground.


27) What if it was #3 and #1?
..... Um again for purposes of Anatomy parts, William would.. (though would he be able to even get it up?)


28) #4 and #6?
Anatomy parts, Ed tops. Who wears the pants? Rose.


29) Do/would you love #6/#5?
... No. RosexVivi all the way.


30) Or #2 het?
Well she is Het, so yes. I love her as she is.


31) Write me a little ficcy for #5/#2.
[oh god]
Silence filled the corridors save for the gentle taps of a pair of feet walking. Aileen sighed quietly to herself as she made her way back down to the dungeons so she could make it to the common room. In her hand was a book she checked out of the library for her DADA essay, her subject on vampires. She planned on asking Nefertiri some more thorough questions on the matter to make sure her essay was superior to others. It seemed like a profitable decision.

Just as she finished descending down into the cold dungeons, a shadowy figure stood blocked her path. Blue eyes narrowed in annoyance before she opened her mouth to speak. Before she could say anything though, the figure stepped closer, to reveal the white-haired gryffindor vampire Akasha. The raven-haired girl merely raised an eyebrow at her, simply putting off that the other was merely visiting her sister. She began to step to the side to continue on her way, but the Gryffindor copied her movement. Frowning, she stepped back to her original spot, Akasha following after.

"Hello." the vampire spoke, her eyes gleaming in the poorly lit dungeons. Aileen narrowed her eyes before huffing out a greeting back.

"Can I help you?' she asked, annoyance clear in her voice. This simply made the other grin. Aileen did not trust this grin.

"You're Aileen Quin.. correct?" the other asked, tilting her head to the side. Aileen resisted to roll her eyes before nodding. "I've seen you with my sister sometimes. Your scent sometimes lingers on her too." The Slytherin raised an eyebrow, wondering where this discussion was leading to. Yes, she did acquaint herself with the darker skinned vampire. They were of the same house. and the fourth year liked to tag along with the Vipers. The scent comment was.. odd. But it was no doubt a vampire thing. "It's a very lovely scent."

It seemed this conversation was pointless. "Thank you." she said curtly, adjusting the book in her hands. "Excuse me now, I must go write an essay." as she spoke, she tried to side step the other once more. Only to have her arm grabbed int he other's strong grip. "Let go of me." she said, frowning as her eyes turned into a glare. The vampire chuckled before pressing in close. The hairs on Aileen's neck began to stand. Panic filled her at the close proximity of a vampire, and only continued when she felt the other sniff her.

"Such a wonderful scent. Intoxicating really." Aileen frowned and struggled against the iron grip on her arm. But Akasha growled in annoyance. The next thing Aileen knew, she was pressed against the stone wall, the vampire's face buried in her neck. Her breath hitch in fear, wondering if her blood was going to be taken, but the other only continued to sniff in her aroma deeply. Tensing her body, Aileen tried to think of a solution to get out of her situation.

She could not reach her wand, and it was made clear she could not break the grip of a determined vampire. Her only hope was for someone to come down the corridor they were in. But it was long passed dinner, and too close to curfew for anyone to be heading their way. She's only smelling me. Surely nothing will happen. she thought to herself, hoping for it to be true.

Those thoughts vanished as soon as she felt something wet grace upon her skin. The Slytherin gasped as she tried to jerk away, but the hold on her kept her still. It became quickly apparent that the sudden wetness was the Gryffindor's tongue as she licked upon her flesh. Fear took hold of her once more as the other licked and suckled her neck. Was she getting ready to bite? Would she suck her dry and leave her corpse to be found by Filch and his bloody cat?

Just as she was about to cry out for help, Akasha's free hand shot out and changed her thought so what the other was attempting. Aileen's body went stiff as she took in a sharp breath. Her breast had been taken hostage by the no longer free hand, the cold appendage massaging the mound of flesh as the suckling on her neck increased. No one had touched her in such a way. All her past romantic experience had been innocent, as she was more valuable to her family as a virgin. The raven-haired girl opened her mouth to protest, but all that left her lips was hitched breath when a leg pressed between her thighs.

Akasha's tongue moved to the other side of her neck, sucking the neglected flesh as her hand continued it's massaging and her thigh began to rub against her slytherin captive. Pleasure began to fill Aileen as her body grew lax and her breathing turned in to pants. Unconsciously, she began to move her hips against the rubbing leg, her own legs opening more for better access. The vampire took this opportunity to rub herself against the other's leg.

Aileen was unaware of how long the two remained against the cold wall, her mind being overtaken by the pleasure that coursed through her. Light whimpers and moans slipped passed her lips as the pleasure build. Vaguely she could hear similar noises from the Gryffindor that held her and it increased the feeling of pleasure in her. Blue eyes shut tight as the pleasure climaxed inside her and a shaky moan left her lips. She felt the other tremble against her while teeth scraped against her skin. Not enough to pierce, but enough to remind her of the fangs that resided there. But before fear could take over her once more, Akasha removed her mouth to breath in deep of her scent once more before pulling away. She smiled sweetly at the human witch. "See ya."

Blue eyes blinked, only to see the vampire no long there. Aileen stood there for a few minutes, catching her breath before finally continuing her way to the Slytherin common room. She had some interesting material for her essay.


32) Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving #2/#5/#7.
Sequel to Intoxicating (fic above) Aileen is left confused and addicted to the late night encounter with Gryffindor's vampire. Constantly wondering when the 'See ya." would ever come. In the means to get some answers, and fill this unexplained desire within her, she hunts the other down. She encounters Akasha in an empty classroom, with a ravenclaw as her next victim. Filled with jealousy and an untamed lust, Aileen decides to show Akasha, and Jim, just which of the two humans is a better temptation for the Intoxicating Vampire. Or perhaps the two are just what she needs. [why do you do this to me khay?]


33) Quick. #5 and #2 are cosplaying. What as?
Akasha is cosplaying as Sir Integra from Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate while Aileen is cosplaying as [can't say zatanna cuz that's cheating] Wonder Woman.


34) Would you ever draw fanart of #2 and #4?
If I could draw... maybe.


35) Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Stuck Between Aileen, Tony, and William

1.Knox
2.Todd
3.Molly
4.John
5.Vanessa
6.Fionn
7.Penelope

1) What would [Fionn] and [Knox] be like in a relationship?
fucked up.
...
o___o

2) If [Fionn] and [Molly] were to have an affair, who would top?
...
oh god
Molly, most def.


3) [Todd] and [Vanessa]. Totally crack or totally canon?
Totally Crack!


4) Is [John] het or slash better?
Het~


5) Is there RP evidence of of [Vanessa] and [John]?
/snort.
bahahaha
hahahaa
hahaha
no. ahahaha
just kidding.
/snort
Of course~


6) Is [Fionn] afraid of [Penelope]?
Wouldn't that be a turn of events?
xD
No.


7) If [Molly] was to cosplay, what would they be?
Shigure.
Come on now
You know it fits
totally.


8 ) Cool How many beers would [Knox] have to chug to have a go at [John]?
KNOX YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK ALCOHOL
NO
STOP
AND STOP HITTING ON JOHN
JUST STOP
BAD KNOXY
BAD!

9) Would [Molly] make a good couple with [Vanessa]? Or a better couple with [Penelope]?
....
I don't even.
Uhm...
Penelope?
D:


10) [Molly] and [Knox] have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Uhm. If by distracted you mean, "OMG KNOX LOOK AT THAT BUTTERFLY! OMG! I'M GOING TO TRY AND CATCH IT! LOOK! AS LKJDAL" /falls into water. .3. then yes.


11) Pick a Disney film to represent [Penelope] and [Todd].
The Lion King.
Because I said so.
Yes.
Nala and Simba.
.3.


12) If [Molly] and [John] are doing S & M, who's the sadist?
o_____o
Mollly? D:

13) Pick a song to describe a [Molly]/[Knox] fic.
"Steal Your Heart" - Augustana
In a cutesy, mommy/son kind of way though
Because Molly is Knox's Lady Mama.
Yes.


14) Is there any evidence for [John]/[Todd]?
....
no.


15) How hot would [Penelope]/[Molly] be?
Not.
Not very hot at all.
.-.


16) If [Molly] walked in on [Penelope] and [Knox] performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
She'd wake up from her horrible dream and wonder what the fuck she had eaten the night before. >3>


17) What's [Molly]'s secret kink?
doggy
Ehem.
Dominance/Submission.


18 ) How about [Fionn]?
Dominance/Submission?


19) Or perhaps [Penelope]?
Vanilla sex.
all I can think of
for Penny
my innocent baby.
oh dear.


20) What title would you assign a [Knox]/[Todd]/[Molly] threesome?
"Where are the Slytherins?"


21) How about [John]/[Vanessa]/[Fionn]?
"FIONN GET THE FUCK OUT!"


22) Or even [Penelope]/[Molly]/[Knox]?
"This Dream Again? I need to lay off the butterbeer."


23) So. [Knox] has a relationship with [Fionn], but secretly wants [Todd]. [Fionn] knows this, and breaks up with [Knox] to go pursue [Molly], who loves [Todd]. [Molly] is with [Todd], however, who's cheating on [Molly] with [Knox]. [Molly] finds out, and cheats with [Fionn], who is, in turn, cheating on [John]. [Knox] pursues [Todd], who just broke up with [Vanessa], who's now after [Penelope]. [Knox] gives up on this, and ends up with [Penelope], while [Fionn] finally ends up with [Molly].

My head hurts... o____o


24) Title a [Fionn]/[Penelope] western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
The Sheriff and the Outlaw.
idek.


25) If [Penelope]/[Knox] became canon, how would you react?
I would cry.


26) If [Todd] and [Penelope] became a couple, who would top?
......
o////o
Todd


27) What if it was [Molly] and [Knox]?
Oh god.
no
please
no
no
no
no
Molly
but no
stop
now.


28) [John] and [Fionn]?
WHUTTHEFUCK
Fionn...



29) Do/would you love [Fionn]/[Vanessa]?
/snort
bahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
no.


30) Or [Todd] het?
Yes.


31) Write me a little ficcy for [Vanessa]/[Todd].
Vanessa wondered through the library and saw a young ravenclaw boy fast asleep on one of the books. Clearly amused by this, she dropped a stack of books on his head and left.
The end.


32) Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving [Todd]/[Vanessa]/[Penelope].
Penelope nurses Todd back to health after Vanessa drops a stack of books on his head.


33) Quick. [Vanessa] and [Todd] are cosplaying. What as?
Something Scooby Doo related where Vanessa is the Ghost and Todd is Shaggy? Idek


34) Would you ever draw fanart of [Todd] and [John]?
....
no.
wtf.


35) Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
/snort. Me?

1)Pick seven characters, doesn't matter who.
2)Don't scroll ahead before you pick
3)Don't change your picks because of a questions
4)Laugh your ass off

Enjoy~

1.Angela
2. Jim
3.Pippa
4. Aladdin
5. Jessica
6. Jayden
7. Kristopher

1) What would #6 and #1 be like in a relationship?

they wouldn't be in one because Jaden's gay and Angela is for her brother =3= but...I wouldn't ship it even if otherwise

2) If #6 and #3 were to have an affair, who would top?

XD OMG!!! um...Jayden, most likely XD

3) #2 and #5. Totally crack or totally canon?


crack XD they haven't even met XD
4) Is #4 het or slash better?

I cannot see him with a guy so het

5) Is there RP evidence of of #5 and #4?

-_- ...yes....-sobs-

6) Is #6 afraid of #7?

XD I don't think so

7) If #3 was to cosplay, what would they be?

a pirate. or a monkey.

8 ) Cool How many beers would #1 have to chug to have a go at #4?

-coughs- probably A LOT. because, you know. she likey her bro

9) Would #3 make a good couple with #5? Or a better couple with #7?

...five XD

10) #3 and #1 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?

err...if by 'distracted' you mean Pippa seeing a fish, trying to catch it with her hands and then capsizing the boat, then singing "I am a Pirate you are a princess" while they dry out on the shore? yes. yes they would

11) Pick a Disney film to represent #7 and #2.

Fox and the hound. at least at the beginning XD

12) If #3 and #4 are doing S & M, who's the sadist?

Pippa XD jk. it would probably be Aladdin

13) Pick a song to describe a #3#/1 fic.
I am a pirate you are a princess =3=


14) Is there any evidence for #4/#2?

I'd die if there were XD

15) How hot would #7/#3 be?
NOT HOT AT ALL


16) If #3 walked in on #7 and #1 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?

-dies and revives- LOL> SHE'D BE THE FIRST DEATHEATER, LET'S PUT IT THAT WAY XD

17) What's #3's secret kink?

peanut butter and red/brown hair -_- /nolie

18 ) How about #6?

boys boys boys~ he like boys in ca-ars~! XD done now

19) Or perhaps #7?

-cough- certain ravenclaw deatheater -cough-

20) What title would you assign a #1/#2/#3 threesome?

least there are no lions...?

21) How about #4/#5/#6?

why's the teacher here?

22) Or even #7/#3/#1?

you went from gay to pedo...wow...

23) So. #1 has a relationship with #6, but secretly wants #2. #6 knows this, and breaks up with #1 to go pursue #3, who loves #2. #3 is with #2, however, who's cheating on #3 with #1. #3 finds out, and cheats with #6, who is, in turn, cheating on #4. #1 pursues #2, who just broke up with #5, who's now after #7. #1 gives up on this, and ends up with #7, while #6 finally ends up with #3.
ahg..my head...


24) Title a #6#/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.

to rope a desperado

25) If #7/#1 became canon, how would you react?

I'D DIE

26) If #2 and #7 became a couple, who would top?

e_e Kris, probably

27) What if it was #3 and #1?

...I'm thinking Pippa XD

28) #4 and #6?
Jaden, totes XD


29) Do/would you love #6/#5?

NOPE Jess/Fionn forever, yo

30) Or #2 het?
hrm... >///>


31) Write me a little ficcy for #5/#2.

"hey! I told you! I didn't kiss your girl!" came Jim's panicked cry as Fionn swung him out of a window. "IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT HER I WILL END YOU" and with that Fionn tossed Jim out of th window. Jess found him some hours later and took him to the hospital wing, before rounding on Fionn for attacking her study buddy

END

32) Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving #2/#5/#7.

Pippa gets in detention and decides to have fun with the detetention teacher, and Jayden comes in to rescue Kristopher from the crazy red head

33) Quick. #5 and #2 are cosplaying. What as?

Jessica is Wilykit from Thundercats and Jim is Speedy from DC comics =3=

34) Would you ever draw fanart of #2 and #4?

nope~

35) Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?

EVERYONE~

I REMEMBER THIS

1. Vanessa Corvus
2. John Smith
3. Kristopher Bell
4. Rose Lestrange
5. Jayden Andrada
6. Waycca Louise
7. Alistair Darling (I really tried to not use two of my own characters but I can't help it I love him too much)

1) What would [Waycca] and [Vanessa] be like in a relationship?
Violent.
They'd annoy the fuck out of each other.
I'm imagining lots of shouting matches.

2) If [Waycca] and [Kristopher] were to have an affair, who would top?
...Waycca.

3) [John] and [Jayden]. Totally crack or totally canon?
Crack - beautiful, beautiful crack.
I'm not gonna lie I would totally pay money to see this... xD
I MEAN, WHAT...?

4) Is [Rose] het or slash better?
............................................
..................
.....
Totally het.

5) Is there RP evidence of of [Jayden] and [Rose]?
Noooo... xD

6) Is [Waycca] afraid of [Alistair]?
Haven't met but no, she wouldn't be - she'd just find him annoying. Who wouldn't?
(Can we get #AlistairYouLittleShit trending?)

7) If [Kristopher] was to cosplay, what would they be?
Captain America, obviously.
Or Loki. Just because.

Cool How many beers would [Vanessa] have to chug to have a go at [Rose]?
Not many, she has a low alcohol tolerance.

9) Would [Kristopher] make a good couple with [Jayden]? Or a better couple with [Alistair]?
#ALISTAIRYOULITTLESHIT
I think they'd both go well with Kris... I'm going to go with Alistair though. Because I can.

10) [Kristopher] and [Vanessa] have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
One of them would end up underwater. And it wouldn't be Vanessa.

11) Pick a Disney film to represent [Alistair] and [John].
Lion King 3.
I don't know.

12) If [Kristopher] and [Rose] are doing S & M, who's the sadist?
Rose.

13) Pick a song to describe a [Kristopher]/[Vanessa] fic.
The Fighter - The Fray comes to mind, but it doesn't fit...

14) Is there any evidence for [Rose]/[John]?
Nope.

15) How hot would [Alistair]/[Kristopher] be?
It'd just be awkward... wouldn't it?

16) If [Kristopher] walked in on [Alistair] and [Vanessa] performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
I lost my shit oh my god.
#AlistairYouLittleShit
Probably just leave silently and cry from the the severe mental scarring.

17) What's [Kristopher]'s secret kink?
LEATHER.
I have no idea...

18 ) How about [Waycca]?
Melted chocolate. IDEK I'M JUST MAKING THESE UP ON THE SPOT I HAVE NO IDEA.

19) Or perhaps [Alistair]?
In a library... or other place of learning.

20) What title would you assign a [Vanessa]/[John]/[Kristopher] threesome?
"Kristopher, get out."
OH MY GOD THOUGH... I AM SHAKING.

21) How about [Rose]/[Jayden]/[Waycca]?
"Why does this seem like a perfectly reasonable ship?"
Or, alternatively...
"NOPE.JPG"

22) Or even [Alistair]/[Kristopher]/[Vanessa]?
... Guys, you know I was just WAITING for this opportunity...
"Alistair, You Little Shit!"

23) So. [Vanessa] has a relationship with [Waycca], but secretly wants [John]. [Waycca] knows this, and breaks up with [Kristopher] to go pursue [Kristopher] (error?), who loves [John]. [Kristopher] is with [John], however, who's cheating on [Kristopher] with [Vanessa]. [Kristopher] finds out, and cheats with [Waycca], who is, in turn, cheating on [Rose]. [Vanessa] pursues [John], who just broke up with [Jayden], who's now after [Alistair]. [Vanessa] gives up on this, and ends up with [Alistair], while [Waycca] finally ends up with [Kristopher].
...Alcohol is the only option...

24) Title a [Waycca]/[Alistair] western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
"I can fix that."
OH COME ON CAN'T IT BE BASED ON HOLES COME ON PLEASE?

25) If [Alistair]/[Vanessa] became canon, how would you react?
I would probably have been monstrously drunk to make my two characters get together...

26) If [John] and [Alistair] became a couple, who would top?
At first I was gonna say Alistair but shhh I like to imagine John isn't such a baby in the bedroom, as he is in the classroom.

27) What if it was [Kristopher] and [Vanessa]?
Pffft Vanessa obviously.

28) [Rose] and [Waycca]?
They'd take it in turns, but Waycca would be the actual dominant one, regardless of how willing she was to let Rose think otherwise.

29) Do/would you love [Waycca]/[Jayden]?
I CAN SORT OF SEE IT...
I don't ship it, though.

30) Or [John] het?
Het...

31) Write me a little ficcy for [Jayden]/[John].
(Insert my and Khay's Jayden/John/Vans joke plot here)

32) Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving [John]/[Jayden]/[Alistair].
Professors John and Jayden find Alistair studying after dark in the Restricted Section - they take it turns to punish him.
I AM NOT EVEN SORRY.

33) Quick. [Jayden] and [John] are cosplaying. What as?
Jayden is some greek god of some sort... and John is the Mad Hatter.

34) Would you ever draw fanart of [John] and [Rose]?
No.

35) Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Vanessa and Alistair...

1. Waycca Louise
2. Molly Starkey
3. Akasha Wynters
4. Rose Lestrange
5. Brieanne Deveraux
6. Dean McCoppin
7. Alistair Darling

1) What would [Dean] and [Waycca] be like in a relationship?

SNORTING HARD BECAUSE I SWEAR I DIDN'T PLAN THAT.
Perfect.

2) If [Dean] and [Akasha] were to have an affair, who would top?

Akasha's quite the animal, plus she has a few hundred years more experience.

3) [Molly] and [Brie]. Totally crack or totally canon?

Crack in every way but that would be hot, no?

4) Is [Rose] het or slash better?

I never get tired of slash Rose~

5) Is there RP evidence of of [Brie] and [Rose]?

Evidence of their violently assaulting each other, if that's what you mean.

6) Is [Dean] afraid of [Alistair]?

Afraid of his yammering, maybe. #Alistairyoulittleshit

7) If [Akasha] was to cosplay, what would they be?

UM. Rin from Fruits Basket? I d e k .

8 ) Cool How many beers would [Waycca] have to chug to have a go at [Rose]?

Just a few, I'm afraid. Not very strict on her het status, that one...

9) Would [Akasha] make a good couple with [Brie]? Or a better couple with [Alistair]?

I think Akasha would find Brie more TOLERABLE.

10) [Akasha] and [Waycca] have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?

Yes. If distracted = seeing who can rock the boat the most without tipping it over.

11) Pick a Disney film to represent [Alistair] and [Molly].

Anastasia. Uh...Tangled? I. Don't. Know.

12) If [Akasha] and [Rose] are doing S & M, who's the sadist?

Like I've said, Akasha's probably had a lot more time to...experiment with these things.

13) Pick a song to describe a [Akasha]/[Waycca] fic.

YR MNHT by Driftless Pony Club, if only for the line 'Other people's lives are failures'.

14) Is there any evidence for [Rose]/[Molly]?

Have they, like, even met?

15) How hot would [Alistair]/[Akasha] be?

...scorching.

16) If [Akasha] walked in on [Alistair] and [Waycca] performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?

She'd probably duck behind a potted plant and begin snapping some paparazzi shots to put up in the common room.

17) What's [Akasha]'s secret kink?

Blood. Blood everywhere.

18 ) How about [Dean]?

High school girls....coffee grinds?IDK.

19) Or perhaps [Alistair]?

Paper..? Icant

20) What title would you assign a [Waycca]/[Molly]/[Akasha] threesome?

"Gryffindor's Angels"

21) How about [Rose]/[Brie]/[Dean]?

"No Gryffindors Allowed"

22) Or even [Alistair]/[Akasha]/[Waycca]?

"We Had To Have A Third Person, You Little Shit"

23) So. [Waycca] has a relationship with [Dean], but secretly wants [Molly]. [Dean] knows this, and breaks up with [Waycca] to go pursue [Akasha], who loves [Molly]. [Akasha] is with [Molly], however, who's cheating on [Akasha] with [Waycca]. [Akasha] finds out, and cheats with [Dean], who is, in turn, cheating on [Rose]. [Waycca] pursues [Molly], who just broke up with [Brie], who's now after [Alistair]. [Waycca] gives up on this, and ends up with [Alistair], while [Dean] finally ends up with [Akasha].

PERFECTLY PLAUSIBLE.

24) Title a [Dean]/[Alistair] western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.

"Ain't Is Not A Word, Mr. Mechanic"

25) If [Alistair]/[Waycca] became canon, how would you react?



26) If [Molly] and [Alistair] became a couple, who would top?

Molly? Alistair would probably get frustrated with this, though, and demand the roles be reversed.

27) What if it was [Akasha] and [Waycca]?

AKASHA TOPS EVERYONE, OK? OK.

28) [Rose] and [Dean]?

Rose would be crying too much to top every time. Dean.

29) Do/would you love [Dean]/[Brie]?

I just. Can't. See it.

30) Or [Molly] het?

Het grl

31) Write me a little ficcy for [Brie]/[Akasha].

The vampiress stumbled across Brieanne trembling, surrounded by masked men in long cloaks. They were out cold within the minute, and Akasha invited the other girl to a spot of tea to try and make her feel better.

32) Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving [Molly]/[Brie]/[Alistair].

Molly is exploring the passages around Hogwarts and accidentally stumbles into the Ravenclaw common room, coming across the two reading to themselves.

33) Quick. [Brie] and [Molly] are cosplaying. What as?

Dr. Horrible and Captain Hammer? I NEVER KNOW THESE THINGS.

34) Would you ever draw fanart of [Molly] and [Rose]?

Having a staredown? Abso-hootly.

35) Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?

The little shit.